Monday, April 27, 2009

Obama's latest bright idea...

Earlier today New Yorkers panicked and ran for their lives as a 747 flew over New York city, in a bizarre and incredibly stupid stunt by the Obama administration. Apparently, in an attempt to score a really awesome photo op, they decided to fly right past Lady Liberty and zoom over lower Manhattan. Great idea! No, nobody's going to think it's 9/11 all over again! Yeah, go for it! It'll be totally rad! And we should totally fly a couple fighter jets past also! Yeah! Go us!
So thousands of New Yorkers evacuated buildings and ran for their lives. When Robert Gibbs, the greatest presidential press secretary in the history of the world was asked about the general chaos and fear their stunt created, in a most graceful and intelligent manner, Gibbs stuttered, mumbled, hemmed and hawed that he didn't know. You'll have to contact the White House, he said. That's pretty smooth, Bob. I thought you spoke for the White House?
Later reports said Obama was very upset with the flyover. Really? Who else would have this kind of stupid idea?! Either it was Obama's stupid idea, or some other dope in his administration came up with it, which just makes Obama look like a hack who has no control over what his cronies and henchmen do.
Wow. We're approaching the "100 Day" mark, and it's been quite a ride so far. It's like America went to Six Flags and hopped on a rollercoaster, and two seconds before the first drop, the guy in the front seat noticed all the rails were loose and some were missing. And there was a dead raccoon smeared on the track. And the ride operator was drunk. And everyone on board just ate too much funnel cake.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124084127590859371.html

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