His powers of logic escape mere mortals.

As usual, President Obama's logic is impeccable. A government mandate, featured in his health care "reform" plan, requiring everyone to either purchase health insurance or pay a hefty fine, obviously cannot be considered a tax increase. Not even Merriam-Webster can sway his firm grasp of the disingenuous.
In other news, Pluto has just been reclassified a planet, as has the Moon and Michael Moore.