Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The zombie apocolypse is coming...

Given the Obama administration's apparent nonchalance regarding North Korea and Iran's nuclear aspirations, it's no wonder people are worried. Gun sales are up and people are preparing for survival.
When half the planet is a smoldering pile of radioactive rubble and the zombies are marching en masse with an insatiable hunger for brain, you've got to be ready.
I think I've found the perfect zombie repellent:
The Mossberg Just In Case, 12 gauge, pump-action, six round, complete with pistol grip, survival kit-in-a-can and waterproof carrying tube. Perfect for the rugged individualist on-the-go who needs to kill zombies...

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